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Strangers in paradise.

Amie Jessica. 21. British. Cutie with a booty. Four eyes. Mean pout. I wear a back pack like Dora. Nervous wreck. Bumbling idiot. Sweetie. Photography student. Fierce as fuck. Always Beyonce. Werk it. I'm crazy ya know? Who wants the cake? "Baby in our wildest moments we could be the greatest."

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream

them: no

me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this

them: we're not

me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this


I did but the doctor gave me a cream and they just went away :) 


me when i know a person is adding stuff that didn’t happen into a story just so they look cooler in front of a group of people


(via failstun)

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