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Strangers in paradise.

Amie Jessica. 21. British. Cutie with a booty. Four eyes. Mean pout. I wear a back pack like Dora. Nervous wreck. Bumbling idiot. Sweetie. Photography student. Fierce as fuck. Always Beyonce. Werk it. I'm crazy ya know? Who wants the cake? "Baby in our wildest moments we could be the greatest."

fightwing23:

peetababy:

I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????

This is either a plot for a new X-Men movie or a Stephen King novel.

(via bostonhomicide)

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

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heteroh:

"your lips look so chapped"

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kitkatinc:

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

(via textpostsrus)

horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis

me: omg that is so me how did they do that

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